World of Ludos

Merciful Penetrator

Weapon Magical, Merciful Very Rare (this item requires attunement)

This item looks like a standard greatsword with a unique handle in the shape of a humanoid penis. The sword always seems to have a blunt edge. The sword is incapable of dealing a killing blow, and all creatures that are brought to 0 hit points by it remain stable and do not need to make death saving throws.

Cost: 15000 GP Weight: 6lb