Wondrous Item

Rare

This folded paper greeting card has a cheerful, colorful design on its front and back. The greeting card is a sentient magic item with 1 hit point, 20 AC, and immunity to damage from spells. It has a fly speed of 40 feet (hover).



Curse. This card is cursed. Opening this card curses you until you are targeted by a remove curse spell or similar magic. While you are cursed, the card follows you around and does whatever it can to annoy you, including acting immediately before your turn to attack you with the vicious mockery spell (spell save DC 15) during combat. It speaks with the voice of the person who sent you the card. If you destroy the greeting card or move more than one mile from it, it reappears in an unoccupied space adjacent to you after 1d4 + 1 hours.



Sentience. The card is lawful evil and has an Intelligence of 10, a Wisdom of 8, and a Charisma of 18. It has hearing and darkvision out to a range of 120 feet. The card can speak and understand Abyssal, Common, Infernal, and one other language chosen by the GM.



Personality. Each greeting card has its own uniquely unpleasant personality, but all enjoy heckling their victims.

Cost: 250 gp