Minions Random loot

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[["1","A tiny ship in a bottle."],["2","A lock of black hair, it is over two-foot long."],["3","An\u00a0 embroidered\u00a0 scarf that\u00a0 reads -Home is Where the Stew is"],["4","A single gold cuff link, shaped like a skull with tiny red gems for eyes."],["5","A small collection of nondescript rocks."],["6","A portrait of a beautiful half-orc fills this locket."],["7","A creased and worn picture of the minion's deity."],["8","A large human tooth smashed into four pieces."],["9","Four metal arrow heads; each is a different design."],["10","Six dried crows' feet\u00a0 tied together\u00a0 with coarse twine."],["11","This lock\u2019s mechanism is damaged beyond repair."],["12","A crumpled and faded receipt for the purchase of flowers."],["13","A pair of identical pieces of smooth, blue sea glass."],["14","A bronze ring etched with geometric designs, as used to adorn a dwarf's beard."],["15","A terrible love poem written in beautiful calligraphy."],["16","A life-sized stone cat. This was the constant companion\u00a0 of the minion, before a basilisk attack."],["17","A necklace with a large animal tooth. It is carved with intricate spiral patterns."],["18","A small clockwork man. He is missing one leg."],["19","A broken ostrich eggshell. There are not enough pieces to make a complete egg."],["20","An acceptance letter to a local academy, to start in a few months."],["21","A collection of impressively sized beetle carapaces."],["22","A folded playbill from a tragedy performed last summer."],["23","The skull of the first rabbit killed by the minion."],["24","A cheap necklace, made of base metal that looks like gold. If worn too long, it turns the wearer's neck green."],["25","A set of baby teeth. The molars are missing."],["26","A brass ring taken from a kobold\u2019s tail. It is covered in images of dragons."],["27","An old rusty knife. It is too blunt\u00a0 to have any practical use."],["28","A detailed astrological star chart of the carrier. It predicts a short and unhappy life."],["29","A spent wand. It is depleted beyond recharge, but still warm to the touch."],["30","A finely crafted short sword. The blade has been sundered."],["31","A bridal veil. It has been handed down through several generations of the same family."],["32","A doll dressed in full armour carrying a shield and sword."],["33","The carrier's lucky die. It is not loaded, although it does roll better than average."],["34","A small stone demon. His bald head\u00a0 is smooth from being rubbed for good luck."],["35","A small bracelet of bells. Each bell is carefully wrapped in wisps of cloth to silence them."],["36","A\u00a0 collection of ears. Every common humanoid race is represented, except elves."],["37","A handkerchief with the local monarch's monogram."],["38","A dozen spent crossbow strings. They have been neatly coiled and tied with a ribbon."],["39","A tiny mummified cat. It is adorned with current styles\u00a0 of jewellery and smells\u00a0 slightly of embalming fluid."],["40","The talons of the first kobold the carrier killed."],["41","A large green gem, rendered worthless by a spoiling inclusion."],["42","Six feathers from the owner's childhood pet crow."],["43","The cork from a very fine bottle of wine."],["44","A dried bouquet of distinctive blue flowers that grows over the family's graves."],["45","An embossed ring as worn on an orc's tusk. It is patterned with waves and shells."],["46","A love letter, written but never sent."],["47","A miniature painting of a lush landscape and clear lake."],["48","Three small glass spheres. They are\u00a0 iridescent like soap bubbles."],["49","A dried, pressed yellow rose."],["50","A stone rubbing from a frieze in a distant temple. It depicts the god's ascension to divinity."],["51","The armour of the carrier's father. It doesn't fit."],["52","A letter of commendation for\u00a0 valour in a battle fought a decade ago."],["53","A fist-sized nugget of dull grey metal. The owner believes it to be adamantine but in reality, it is a cheap tin alloy."],["54","A dozen giant lizard scales. Each is painted a different colour."],["55","A betrothal\u00a0 token to be given as soon as the owner is back home."],["56","The stubs of tallow candles used in this cultist's initiation ceremony."],["57","The first copper coin the minion ever earned."],["58","A blackened tarnished silver hoop earring. It had been engraved, but now the letters are too faint to read."],["59","A collection of letters all written\u00a0 in\u00a0 the same hand and signed only M. They are undated, but describe events that happened a century ago."],["60","A copper torc etched with geometric, angular patterns."],["61","A snail shell filled with pink sand. The sand doesn't fall out, no matter how the shell is tipped or shaken."],["62","A miniature urn containing the ashes of a loved one."],["63","A heavy iron medallion. The chain links are large and rough. The pendant is a bull's head in front of a stylized sun."],["64","Two pointed fangs, said to\u00a0 have belonged to a vampire."],["65","An ancient\u00a0 hourglass. The red sand no longer flows."],["66","A child's stuffed bear, missing one button eye."],["67","The minion's diary. It describes a life of adventure up to now, but many of the details contradict the facts of recent events."],["68","A medal won in gladiatorial combat. It depicts a laurel wreath and two crossed scimitars."],["69","A silk parasol, painted with brightly coloured flowers."],["70","An extensive collection of holy symbols and good luck charms."],["71","Academic robes, a reminder of the carrier's failed academic career."],["72","A religious relic; the knuckle bone of a religious martyr."],["73","A necklace with five grey stones, each has a different name painted on the back."],["74","A\u00a0 small painting in browns and greys of a densely-populated city."],["75","A\u00a0 jar of fine white sand, collected from three different deserts and two beaches."],["76","A piece of bark given freely by the treant it came from."],["77","A black opaque bead the size of a thumbnail."],["78","A cloak made from the white fur and feather hide of an Arctic owlbear."],["79","Three stone rings tied together with blue ribbon."],["80","An ancient amphora the minion pilfered from a nearby ruin"],["81","A silver ritual chalice."],["82","A lock of green hair, said\u00a0 to come from a mermaid."],["83","The carrier's first wooden toy sword."],["84","A courtesan's yellow lace fan."],["85","A waterproof cloak made from the green skin of a giant slug."],["86","This shield is embossed with the insignia of a foreign despot."],["87","A head scarf scented with a lover's perfume."],["88","A family recipe book containing instructions for how to make hearty meals and violent curses."],["89","The autograph of a famous bard"],["90","A bright green silk dancer's scarf trimmed with fringe."],["91","The beak from a giant squid."],["92","The carrier's own tongue. It was cut out as punishment for revealing secrets."],["93","A piece of stone with L.G.R. carved in it."],["94","The nest of a small bird. It has been painstakingly sewed and tied together to maintain its shape."],["95","A wanted poster from several years ago. The picture looks exactly like the minion and she uses this fact to her advantage."],["96","A military commendation medal."],["97","A map to a location sacred to the owner's family."],["98","A small stone from the wall of a castle that was invaded and destroyed twenty years ago."],["99","A collection of parchments detailing a recent crime spree."],["100","A very fine fur blanket from a snow leopard."],["101","A detailed military notebook. It contains maps, timelines, supply lists and plans."],["102","A large rusty bear trap. It creaks loudly when opened into position."],["103","A salacious novel. It\u00a0 is well worn with deep cracks in the spine."],["104","Three different sets of clothes. They appear to fit the same person, but look like they belong to a beggar, a merchant and an aristocrat."],["105","A fisherman's net. It is slightly damp and smells of the sea."],["106","An old, dented\u00a0 pewter tankard engraved with songbirds and flowers."],["107","A saddle and bridle for a riding dog.The saddle is etched with scenes of battle."],["108","An extensive selection of\u00a0 emergency supplies: extra rations, boot laces, patch cloth, socks, flint and steel and oil."],["109","An elegant wide-brimmed hat, with an ostentatious emerald green feather."],["110","A giant wheel of pungent orange cheese."],["111","A leather-bound ledger containing the details of financial transactions."],["112","A fine wooden abacus. Each bead is painted to look like a planet."],["113","Two extra pairs of greaves."],["114","A bundle of very dull correspondence.The letters contain encrypted espionage reports."],["115","A ship's log book and quill. It is\u00a0 stained and smudged."],["116","An old rusty set of medical tools. They look like they would do more harm than good."],["117","The\u00a0 accoutrements\u00a0 to set up a small portable shine to the local harvest deity, including a cloth, a ritual knife, candles and a holy symbol."],["118","A small cage containing\u00a0 a live\u00a0 but cramped salamander."],["119","A truly offensive odour. It comes from somewhere within the pack\u00a0 or chest, but its exact source is unclear."],["120","Enough bones to complete human skeleton. It is clear from age and size, they came from many different bodies."],["121","Three bottles of good beer, each with different label."],["122","A collapsible camp stool. It is too rickety to support anyone heavier than a halfling."],["123","A patchwork quilt created from unusually bright, garish colours."],["124","A very thorough grooming kit suitable for all species and genders. It includes cosmetics, small scissors, moustache\/beard wax, a razor, tusk files,\u00a0 dwarven beard combs, troglodyte scale conditioner and more."],["125","A set of manuals teaching fine pottery techniques."],["126","A quiver containing a dozen arrows fletched with scarlet and purple feathers."],["127","A large collection of leaves, pressed flat in a book. Most are foreign to this region."],["128","What appears to be an alchemist kit. When the vials and powdered are sampled they\u00a0 are revealed to be aperitifs and spices."],["129","An extensive and impeccably maintained collection of torture tools."],["130","A carved wooden chess set. The pieces\u00a0 are modelled on historical figures."],["131","A large dolphin's skull."],["132","A set of acupuncture\u00a0 needles and diagrams of the pressure points on cattle."],["133","The ritual robes of the local sun deity. Darlen"],["134","A large leather\u00a0 bound atlas; none of the\u00a0 maps depict recognizable places."],["135","A set of cook\u2019s\u00a0 tools including several sharp knives and several small containers holding small quantities of spices."],["136","This clay water jug has an indentation on the bottom, allowing it to be carried on someone's head. It is much lighter than it appears."],["137","A dictionary that translates a forbidden language -like Thieves' Cant or Druidic into Common."],["138","A pouch of unconvincing counterfeit coins. They are in a pouch labelled payroll."],["139","A half-whittled wooden flute."],["140","A beginner sample of leather work. It is half complete and comes with a set of basic tools."],["141","A variety of pickles and several different vegetables persevered in brine."],["142","A fortune-teller\u2019s board and planchette. It is very crudely rendered and the scrawled letters are barely legible."],["143","A large quantity of thick, greasy moisturiser, used by boggards when they have to spend extended periods of time on land."],["144","A collection of silk hair ribbons in every colour."],["145","A soft feather pillow and green silk sheets."],["146","A marble pestle and mortar. There is a small amount of grey powdery ash inside."],["147","A scientist's log book. It is filled with tiny cramped observations of\u00a0 the local insect population."],["148","A flask of wine. The contents have long since turned to vinegar."],["149","A chamber pot that hasn't been cleaned in a long time."],["150","A set of well-maintained cutlery and dishes."],["151","A mending kit with needles, thread and several different colours of cloth and leather to repair clothing and armour."],["152","A collection of herbs and spices, used to enhance the flavour of bland rations."],["153","A home-made alcohol distillery, constructed from a hodgepodge of items."],["154","Four unhatched troglodyte eggs."],["155","Nine clean handkerchiefs and three very dirty ones."]]

Roll the Dice

1	A tiny ship in a bottle.
2	A lock of black hair, it is over two-foot long.
3	An embroidered scarf that reads -Home is Where the Stew is
4	A single gold cuff link, shaped like a skull with tiny red gems for eyes.
5	A small collection of nondescript rocks.
6	A portrait of a beautiful half-orc fills this locket.
7	A creased and worn picture of the minion's deity.
8	A large human tooth smashed into four pieces.
9	Four metal arrow heads; each is a different design.
10	Six dried crows' feet tied together with coarse twine.
11	This lock’s mechanism is damaged beyond repair.
12	A crumpled and faded receipt for the purchase of flowers.
13	A pair of identical pieces of smooth, blue sea glass.
14	A bronze ring etched with geometric designs, as used to adorn a dwarf's beard.
15	A terrible love poem written in beautiful calligraphy.
16	A life-sized stone cat. This was the constant companion of the minion, before a basilisk attack.
17	A necklace with a large animal tooth. It is carved with intricate spiral patterns.
18	A small clockwork man. He is missing one leg.
19	A broken ostrich eggshell. There are not enough pieces to make a complete egg.
20	An acceptance letter to a local academy, to start in a few months.
21	A collection of impressively sized beetle carapaces.
22	A folded playbill from a tragedy performed last summer.
23	The skull of the first rabbit killed by the minion.
24	A cheap necklace, made of base metal that looks like gold. If worn too long, it turns the wearer's neck green.
25	A set of baby teeth. The molars are missing.
26	A brass ring taken from a kobold’s tail. It is covered in images of dragons.
27	An old rusty knife. It is too blunt to have any practical use.
28	A detailed astrological star chart of the carrier. It predicts a short and unhappy life.
29	A spent wand. It is depleted beyond recharge, but still warm to the touch.
30	A finely crafted short sword. The blade has been sundered.
31	A bridal veil. It has been handed down through several generations of the same family.
32	A doll dressed in full armour carrying a shield and sword.
33	The carrier's lucky die. It is not loaded, although it does roll better than average.
34	A small stone demon. His bald head is smooth from being rubbed for good luck.
35	A small bracelet of bells. Each bell is carefully wrapped in wisps of cloth to silence them.
36	A collection of ears. Every common humanoid race is represented, except elves.
37	A handkerchief with the local monarch's monogram.
38	A dozen spent crossbow strings. They have been neatly coiled and tied with a ribbon.
39	A tiny mummified cat. It is adorned with current styles of jewellery and smells slightly of embalming fluid.
40	The talons of the first kobold the carrier killed.
41	A large green gem, rendered worthless by a spoiling inclusion.
42	Six feathers from the owner's childhood pet crow.
43	The cork from a very fine bottle of wine.
44	A dried bouquet of distinctive blue flowers that grows over the family's graves.
45	An embossed ring as worn on an orc's tusk. It is patterned with waves and shells.
46	A love letter, written but never sent.
47	A miniature painting of a lush landscape and clear lake.
48	Three small glass spheres. They are iridescent like soap bubbles.
49	A dried, pressed yellow rose.
50	A stone rubbing from a frieze in a distant temple. It depicts the god's ascension to divinity.
51	The armour of the carrier's father. It doesn't fit.
52	A letter of commendation for valour in a battle fought a decade ago.
53	A fist-sized nugget of dull grey metal. The owner believes it to be adamantine but in reality, it is a cheap tin alloy.
54	A dozen giant lizard scales. Each is painted a different colour.
55	A betrothal token to be given as soon as the owner is back home.
56	The stubs of tallow candles used in this cultist's initiation ceremony.
57	The first copper coin the minion ever earned.
58	A blackened tarnished silver hoop earring. It had been engraved, but now the letters are too faint to read.
59	A collection of letters all written in the same hand and signed only M. They are undated, but describe events that happened a century ago.
60	A copper torc etched with geometric, angular patterns.
61	A snail shell filled with pink sand. The sand doesn't fall out, no matter how the shell is tipped or shaken.
62	A miniature urn containing the ashes of a loved one.
63	A heavy iron medallion. The chain links are large and rough. The pendant is a bull's head in front of a stylized sun.
64	Two pointed fangs, said to have belonged to a vampire.
65	An ancient hourglass. The red sand no longer flows.
66	A child's stuffed bear, missing one button eye.
67	The minion's diary. It describes a life of adventure up to now, but many of the details contradict the facts of recent events.
68	A medal won in gladiatorial combat. It depicts a laurel wreath and two crossed scimitars.
69	A silk parasol, painted with brightly coloured flowers.
70	An extensive collection of holy symbols and good luck charms.
71	Academic robes, a reminder of the carrier's failed academic career.
72	A religious relic; the knuckle bone of a religious martyr.
73	A necklace with five grey stones, each has a different name painted on the back.
74	A small painting in browns and greys of a densely-populated city.
75	A jar of fine white sand, collected from three different deserts and two beaches.
76	A piece of bark given freely by the treant it came from.
77	A black opaque bead the size of a thumbnail.
78	A cloak made from the white fur and feather hide of an Arctic owlbear.
79	Three stone rings tied together with blue ribbon.
80	An ancient amphora the minion pilfered from a nearby ruin
81	A silver ritual chalice.
82	A lock of green hair, said to come from a mermaid.
83	The carrier's first wooden toy sword.
84	A courtesan's yellow lace fan.
85	A waterproof cloak made from the green skin of a giant slug.
86	This shield is embossed with the insignia of a foreign despot.
87	A head scarf scented with a lover's perfume.
88	A family recipe book containing instructions for how to make hearty meals and violent curses.
89	The autograph of a famous bard
90	A bright green silk dancer's scarf trimmed with fringe.
91	The beak from a giant squid.
92	The carrier's own tongue. It was cut out as punishment for revealing secrets.
93	A piece of stone with L.G.R. carved in it.
94	The nest of a small bird. It has been painstakingly sewed and tied together to maintain its shape.
95	A wanted poster from several years ago. The picture looks exactly like the minion and she uses this fact to her advantage.
96	A military commendation medal.
97	A map to a location sacred to the owner's family.
98	A small stone from the wall of a castle that was invaded and destroyed twenty years ago.
99	A collection of parchments detailing a recent crime spree.
100	A very fine fur blanket from a snow leopard.
101	A detailed military notebook. It contains maps, timelines, supply lists and plans.
102	A large rusty bear trap. It creaks loudly when opened into position.
103	A salacious novel. It is well worn with deep cracks in the spine.
104	Three different sets of clothes. They appear to fit the same person, but look like they belong to a beggar, a merchant and an aristocrat.
105	A fisherman's net. It is slightly damp and smells of the sea.
106	An old, dented pewter tankard engraved with songbirds and flowers.
107	A saddle and bridle for a riding dog.The saddle is etched with scenes of battle.
108	An extensive selection of emergency supplies: extra rations, boot laces, patch cloth, socks, flint and steel and oil.
109	An elegant wide-brimmed hat, with an ostentatious emerald green feather.
110	A giant wheel of pungent orange cheese.
111	A leather-bound ledger containing the details of financial transactions.
112	A fine wooden abacus. Each bead is painted to look like a planet.
113	Two extra pairs of greaves.
114	A bundle of very dull correspondence.The letters contain encrypted espionage reports.
115	A ship's log book and quill. It is stained and smudged.
116	An old rusty set of medical tools. They look like they would do more harm than good.
117	The accoutrements to set up a small portable shine to the local harvest deity, including a cloth, a ritual knife, candles and a holy symbol.
118	A small cage containing a live but cramped salamander.
119	A truly offensive odour. It comes from somewhere within the pack or chest, but its exact source is unclear.
120	Enough bones to complete human skeleton. It is clear from age and size, they came from many different bodies.
121	Three bottles of good beer, each with different label.
122	A collapsible camp stool. It is too rickety to support anyone heavier than a halfling.
123	A patchwork quilt created from unusually bright, garish colours.
124	A very thorough grooming kit suitable for all species and genders. It includes cosmetics, small scissors, moustache/beard wax, a razor, tusk files, dwarven beard combs, troglodyte scale conditioner and more.
125	A set of manuals teaching fine pottery techniques.
126	A quiver containing a dozen arrows fletched with scarlet and purple feathers.
127	A large collection of leaves, pressed flat in a book. Most are foreign to this region.
128	What appears to be an alchemist kit. When the vials and powdered are sampled they are revealed to be aperitifs and spices.
129	An extensive and impeccably maintained collection of torture tools.
130	A carved wooden chess set. The pieces are modelled on historical figures.
131	A large dolphin's skull.
132	A set of acupuncture needles and diagrams of the pressure points on cattle.
133	The ritual robes of the local sun deity. Darlen
134	A large leather bound atlas; none of the maps depict recognizable places.
135	A set of cook’s tools including several sharp knives and several small containers holding small quantities of spices.
136	This clay water jug has an indentation on the bottom, allowing it to be carried on someone's head. It is much lighter than it appears.
137	A dictionary that translates a forbidden language -like Thieves' Cant or Druidic into Common.
138	A pouch of unconvincing counterfeit coins. They are in a pouch labelled payroll.
139	A half-whittled wooden flute.
140	A beginner sample of leather work. It is half complete and comes with a set of basic tools.
141	A variety of pickles and several different vegetables persevered in brine.
142	A fortune-teller’s board and planchette. It is very crudely rendered and the scrawled letters are barely legible.
143	A large quantity of thick, greasy moisturiser, used by boggards when they have to spend extended periods of time on land.
144	A collection of silk hair ribbons in every colour.
145	A soft feather pillow and green silk sheets.
146	A marble pestle and mortar. There is a small amount of grey powdery ash inside.
147	A scientist's log book. It is filled with tiny cramped observations of the local insect population.
148	A flask of wine. The contents have long since turned to vinegar.
149	A chamber pot that hasn't been cleaned in a long time.
150	A set of well-maintained cutlery and dishes.
151	A mending kit with needles, thread and several different colours of cloth and leather to repair clothing and armour.
152	A collection of herbs and spices, used to enhance the flavour of bland rations.
153	A home-made alcohol distillery, constructed from a hodgepodge of items.
154	Four unhatched troglodyte eggs.
155	Nine clean handkerchiefs and three very dirty ones.

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